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Post by Deleted on Oct 14, 2018 8:39:58 GMT -5
Q: Why did the vampire read the Wall Street Journal? A: He heard it had great circulation.
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Post by Forever Sunshine on Oct 14, 2018 11:06:53 GMT -5
Q. Why can't the boy ghost have babies?
A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
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Post by Forever Sunshine on Oct 14, 2018 11:10:36 GMT -5
Q. What has hundreds of ears but can't hear a thing?
A. A cornfield!
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Post by lartiste on Oct 14, 2018 15:12:15 GMT -5
why do vampires need mouth wash?
cuz they have BAT breath!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2018 1:41:28 GMT -5
Last Halloween there was a knock on the door. I looked out of the window and then shouted upstairs to my wife, "Honey there's a witch at the door. What shall I do?"
She shouted back, "Just give her some candy and tell her to get lost."
My mother-in-law hasn't spoken to me since.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2018 1:48:15 GMT -5
Q: What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost? A: Bamboo.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2018 1:51:43 GMT -5
Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Treating:
10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have a kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. 6. People say, "Great Keith Richard's mask!" and you're not wearing a mask. 5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or ..." and can't remember the rest. 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders. 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece. 2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker. 1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives/ex-husbands live.
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Post by Forever Sunshine on Apr 1, 2020 17:13:48 GMT -5
And here it is!
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Post by Bluerobin on Apr 1, 2020 17:47:59 GMT -5
Gee, this looks familiar! The Boom Boom Room is back!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2020 17:51:35 GMT -5
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Post by Forever Sunshine on Apr 1, 2020 18:10:55 GMT -5
@mox, will be the first to perform for the grand re-opening!
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Post by Bluerobin on Apr 1, 2020 18:14:26 GMT -5
Tonight, Tonight, Tonight! The one and only Magnificent Moxie!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2020 19:02:27 GMT -5
Tonight, Tonight, Tonight! The one and only Magnificent Moxie!!!! Sorry, I need to call in sick. Foxy Forever Sunshine will be taking my place.
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Post by Forever Sunshine on Apr 1, 2020 19:27:37 GMT -5
Except Forever Sunshine has nothing to do with Foxy, thank you very much!
Perhaps we should get the new-comer jlbear71 up on stage for her debut?
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Post by fritz the cat on Apr 1, 2020 21:02:43 GMT -5
Tonight, Tonight, Tonight! The one and only Magnificent Moxie!!!! And here is Granny mox shake rattle an roll gran
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2020 10:34:22 GMT -5
Tonight, Tonight, Tonight! The one and only Magnificent Moxie!!!! And here is Granny mox shake rattle an roll gran To be honest, we DO have similar moves!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2020 10:35:40 GMT -5
Except Forever Sunshine has nothing to do with Foxy, thank you very much!
Perhaps we should get the new-comer jlbear71 up on stage for her debut? I was complimenting you saying you are a foxy chick! lol Even though I have never seen you...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2020 10:38:26 GMT -5
With my hair being so long, the only dance I would host here would be a Sock Hop! I could pull my hair back in a ponytail and put on my poodle skirt and saddle shoes. Frankie Avalon anyone? lol
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Post by Bluerobin on Apr 2, 2020 11:01:45 GMT -5
Well, Forever Sunshine did just fine! All the patrons were impressed!
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Post by Forever Sunshine on Apr 2, 2020 16:04:23 GMT -5
Except Forever Sunshine has nothing to do with Foxy, thank you very much!
Perhaps we should get the new-comer jlbear71 up on stage for her debut? I was complimenting you saying you are a foxy chick! lol Even though I have never seen you... I know. I'm just giving you a hard time! lol
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