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Post by sunshine on Feb 20, 2013 23:19:12 GMT -5
A Right Public Nuisance Newer generations of African giraffes are faster and deadlier than ever before. African giraffes WILL run you the down. Attacks by killer giraffes are fatal in all but the rarest of cases. If attacked, roll into the fetal position and lose control of your bowels, as this can cause confusion in your attacker. Giraffes are still likely to run you the down though. Horrific drive-by giraffings are on the rise throughout Africa and Europe. African giraffes are extremely aggressive and are known to go on mass killing sprees through small African villages. Because the Africans' only defence is nuclear warfare, the giraffes have run rampant through society, killing trillions in the process. Every year there are over 7,890 giraffe-related deaths, seven of them in Crete alone. The African giraffes in Africa are observed to be the most violent. Scientists theorize this is AIDS- or heat-related. Note: All scientists in Africa are actually witch doctors. Giraffes are immune to bullets, stabbing, nukes, and laser-guided missiles. Ironically, the African giraffe's only weakness is other African giraffes. And very fat Italian men. This has led the African government to start hundreds of giraffe-breeding programs. These mostly end in the death of entire civilizations because everybody knows African giraffes will run you the down. uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/African_giraffeI'm gonna give you a wow and a . Just because!
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Post by sunshine on Mar 1, 2013 0:24:29 GMT -5
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Post by sunshine on Mar 1, 2013 0:26:18 GMT -5
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Post by sunshine on Mar 3, 2013 20:28:29 GMT -5
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Post by sunshine on Mar 3, 2013 20:29:50 GMT -5
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Post by weltschmerz on Mar 3, 2013 23:02:53 GMT -5
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Post by sunshine on Mar 7, 2013 23:16:26 GMT -5
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Post by sunshine on Mar 7, 2013 23:25:25 GMT -5
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Post by weltschmerz on Mar 11, 2013 19:15:08 GMT -5
I love, love, love this photo.
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Post by sunshine on Mar 18, 2013 23:33:12 GMT -5
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Post by sunshine on Mar 18, 2013 23:38:41 GMT -5
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Post by pg tipsy on Jun 4, 2013 12:04:12 GMT -5
painted to look invisible
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Post by pg tipsy on Jun 4, 2013 12:08:55 GMT -5
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wfm
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Post by wfm on Aug 22, 2013 14:11:29 GMT -5
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wfm
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wfm
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Post by wfm on Aug 23, 2013 6:28:17 GMT -5
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