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Post by mojotheawkward on Aug 7, 2011 21:09:19 GMT -5
Yes, but how do I get a new wife afterwards? ;D
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Post by Forever Sunshine on Aug 7, 2011 21:18:36 GMT -5
More importantly, how does SHE get a new husband?
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Post by mojotheawkward on Aug 7, 2011 21:25:45 GMT -5
She'll have an excellent chance when his friends turn up at his funeral to pay their respects...
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Post by pod 7 on Aug 8, 2011 17:21:01 GMT -5
From Miss Who . . . If you store onions in the fridge, your eyes wont water when you peel and chop them. when /if you buy things like cheese & chives or tirramaso? in the cartons save them and pop baked beans/or even the onions in to stop it drying out B.T.W. they dont like the microwave oven
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Post by pod 7 on Aug 8, 2011 17:27:43 GMT -5
Oh nearly forgot when the kids have toys in the boxes save the bits of wire covered in plastic to re-seal your bread that stupid bit of sticky tape with the sell-by date is useless this is quick and easy same as on the continent
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Post by mojotheawkward on Aug 8, 2011 18:37:52 GMT -5
Fun-sized Snickers bars make ideal normal-sized Snickers bars for dwarves.
Also, King-size Snickers make acceptable normal-sized Snickers for giants.
Normal-size Snickers, of course, can be used as King-size Snickers for dwarves AND fun-sized Snickers for giants.
Elves don't eat Snickers.
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Bryan
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ASPEN, although I cannot see you, you're always at my side.
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Post by Bryan on Aug 10, 2011 12:48:33 GMT -5
How big is it? ;D
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Post by pod 7 on Aug 10, 2011 12:55:54 GMT -5
Club soda is great for cleaning spills off of carpet. Just pour over stain, let it bubble and raise the stain to the surface, blot gently with a white lint free cloth or paper towels. moxi---will that do TEA do you think ??
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Post by pod 7 on Aug 10, 2011 13:03:50 GMT -5
Yes, but how do I get a new wife afterwards? ;D
errrr-E-BAY?
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Post by busymom on Aug 11, 2011 20:41:47 GMT -5
Here's kind of an unusual tip that actually works for plantars warts:
If you've ever had a doctor cut one off & it grows back, take a piece of raw potato & hold it on the wart for about 15 minutes each day. Be patient. In about 6-8 weeks the starch from the potato kills the plantars wart, and it dries up & painlessly falls off. (Yes, I have to admit I know this works from personal experience. Especially good for kids who are afraid to have the doctor cut anything off....)
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moxie
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Post by moxie on Aug 14, 2011 18:56:30 GMT -5
Club soda is great for cleaning spills off of carpet. Just pour over stain, let it bubble and raise the stain to the surface, blot gently with a white lint free cloth or paper towels. moxi---will that do TEA do you think ??
I think it would, but I am not much of a tea drinker...I have used it on tomato soup that my son threw up once. lol Can't even tell where it was...btw, it was just after we moved into the house...carpet was only a few weeks old. Couldn't even tell...getting to it quickly is key though.
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moxie
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Post by moxie on Aug 14, 2011 18:58:14 GMT -5
Especially good for kids who are afraid to have the doctor cut anything off....)
My kids don't mind having things cut off...it's that liquid nitrogen that they used to freeze/burn the wart off that they HATE!!
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moxie
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Post by moxie on Aug 14, 2011 19:01:04 GMT -5
Vinegar poured on ant hills takes care of that pesky problem. Dawn liquid soap sprayed on box elder bugs gets rid of them for good!
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Post by Coldwarrior on Aug 16, 2011 7:41:30 GMT -5
A fast way to dust the house is to open a door. place a fan blowing out and then use a leaf blower to stir up all the dust in the room. It cleans the hairballs off the floor at the same time.
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Post by Mad Dawg Wiccan on Sept 16, 2011 19:27:01 GMT -5
Stick your head in the oven instead and you will never have to worry about it again.
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Post by B on Sept 17, 2011 7:12:47 GMT -5
lol
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Post by pod 7 on Sept 17, 2011 8:13:22 GMT -5
If you grow your own Rhubarb, then boil the leaves-let the liquid cool pop it into a bottle with the squirter on the top, hey presto a green/black fly killer
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Post by toomuchreality on Nov 14, 2011 17:39:52 GMT -5
whiter - whites
add 1 cup auto-dishwasher detergent to 1 cup bleach and your regular laundry soap, and hot water... after allowing to agitate momentarily to get mixed up, let clothes soak for ½ hour, then continue wash as usual.
FYI: I have only done this using powdered dishwashing detergent, so don't know about the liquid. Many stains will come out that wouldn't with plain bleach. I used to do this to all my daughter's diapers. (Yeah, I am that old!) It works like a charm!
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Post by Spellbound454 on Nov 14, 2011 17:52:50 GMT -5
You cover it with a freshly cut steak...then bury the steak at midnight under a full moon with a suitable incantation.
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Post by maggie( duffy]. on Nov 16, 2011 20:24:28 GMT -5
use a rubber glove to remove all dog hairs easily from clothes and furniture its really works, best thing i ever found out
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